Savoury-balsamic

I took four years of Spanish. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Sweet-barista

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it’s hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I’m gonna go get sexy. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of […]

Sweet-extra marmelade

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy’s a pro.) Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Hey, if I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay.