Savoury-balsamic

I took four years of Spanish. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Savoury-ketchup

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. So did you see the new Poof? His name’s Gary and we don’t need anymore lawsuits. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I’ve always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I’ll never forget your wedding.

Savoury-dressings

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I didn’t mean who… I meant… her? With spicy club sauce. It’s Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Savoury-confit

I’ve made a huge tiny mistake. A Colombian cartel that WON’T kidnap and kill you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she’s shaped like a…she’s the belle of the ball!

Sweet-barista

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it’s hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I’m gonna go get sexy. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of […]

Sweet-fruit sauce

The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench. WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. So did you see the new Poof? His name’s Gary and we don’t need anymore lawsuits. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I’ve […]

Sweet-caramel spread

I [bleeped] the business model. Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Shémale. You’re a good guy, mon frere. That means brother in French. I don’t know how I know that. I took four years of Spanish. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family.

Sweet-extra marmelade

I shall hide behind the couch. (Guy’s a pro.) Mister gay is bleeding! Mister gay! The worst that could happen is that I could spill coffee all over this $3,000 suit. COME ON. Hey, if I can’t find a horny immigrant by then, I don’t deserve to stay.

Sweet-light jam

It’s so watery. And yet there’s a smack of ham to it. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it’d be a good chance to rub off on her. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] It’s so watery. And yet […]

BBQ Tomato Ketchup

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