Savoury-dressings

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I didn’t mean who… I meant… her? With spicy club sauce. It’s Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Savoury-cheese

Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can’t emphasize that enough. We need a name. Maybe ‘Operation Hot Mother’. You’re losing blood, aren’t you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Sweet-light jam

It’s so watery. And yet there’s a smack of ham to it. Hey, maybe you could pop a tent outside with your cousin Maeby… it’d be a good chance to rub off on her. Please refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice [bleep] or [bleep] or finger[bleep] It’s so watery. And yet […]