Extra Jam

The traditional recipes of the Belberry jams have been crafted a long time ago. Since then, they have been carefully preserved as precious treasures. The exquisite taste of every jam is obtained by using 55% of high quality fruit and the finest sugars. The different flavours – from the most classic ones to the more […]

Savoury-pickled

What’s gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Oh, yeah, the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn’t make that in 3 months. Come on! First I blow him, then I poke him. Teamocil.

Savoury-balsamic

I took four years of Spanish. Michael was concerned that he was caught in a lie about his family. The family was concerned that they were being confronted by a woman they had clubbed, drugged, and left on a bench.

Savoury-ketchup

WHY was this show cancelled? I mean, COME ON. So did you see the new Poof? His name’s Gary and we don’t need anymore lawsuits. I know what an erection feels like, Michael. I’ve always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I’ll never forget your wedding.

Savoury-dressings

That was Tom Cruise, the actor. They said he was some kind of scientist. I call it Tricks –- wait for it – Around The Office. I didn’t mean who… I meant… her? With spicy club sauce. It’s Sunday, but screw it — juice box time.

Savoury-fruit&vegetable

I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich. Yeah, I invited her. You said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.

Savoury-mostarda

You go buy a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. I think you’ll be surprised at some of your phrasing. It’s ok. You be with Yam. I just don’t want him to point out my cracker ass in front of Ann. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right?

Savoury-confit

I’ve made a huge tiny mistake. A Colombian cartel that WON’T kidnap and kill you. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she’s shaped like a…she’s the belle of the ball!

Savoury-cheese

Yeah, she had all kinds of orgasms. Are you aware of this? Coming soon. Indeed. No one was making fun of Andy Griffith. I can’t emphasize that enough. We need a name. Maybe ‘Operation Hot Mother’. You’re losing blood, aren’t you? Probably, my socks are wet.

Sweet-barista

I spent so much time making sweet love on my wife that it’s hard to hear anything over the clatter of her breasts. I’m gonna go get sexy. How could I say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia? Who? i just dont want him to point out my cracker ass in front of […]